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One of my coworkers has been bugging me for months to see a photo of Reuben. "So I know who you are always talking about" she said. So I showed her this photo. She looks at it. and says the following: "he's cute, but he's kinda big"

The first thing that popped in my head was, "he's not big, he's Reuben sized!"

And then the second thought was, why do you care? You aren't the one marrying him. You don't have to look at him every morning when you wake up. I do. I *like* the way he looks obviously. I mean I am the one attracted to him.

Sheesh. Just because I'm a small person, doesn't mean I have to date waif like men!